Genuine Croakies XL made in USA silver glasses strap "You Might Call Me Captain Ambivalent / And Then Again You Might Not."
Save The Orcs Button
$1 USD
Pirate Ninja Zombie Button
$1 USD
Captain Ambivalent Logo Button
$1 USD
Fanny Pack I Mean Utility Belt
$6 USD
Pirate Ninja Zombie T-Shirt
$15 USD
Fear The Accordion T-Shirt
$15 USD
Fear The Accordion – Professionally Replicated Compact Disc
$10 USD
Pirate Ninja Zombie – Professionally Replicated Compact Disc
$10 USD
Save The Orcs - EP – Professionally Replicated Compact Disc
$5 USD
Captain Ambivalent Valparaiso, Indiana
A satirical singer/ songwriter/ superhero with a sparkly gold accordion. His glacial rise from obscurity to international obscurity began in Valparaiso, Indiana and has grown to include Doctor Demento, The Midnight Special, South Bend Public Television, PierogiFest, GenCon, one-man shows in Fringe Festivals and alternative theaters, and even a brief cameo on America’s Got Talent. ... more
