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Merry Christmas, Zombies!

from Holiday Singles by Captain Ambivalent

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Also part of a compilation here: ryantrost.bandcamp.com

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It’s that time of year – when all the world is tired of Christmas carols
(we’ve heard them since July)
That’s the time of year – when stores put out their holiday apparel
And other merchandise

Merry Christmas to the lovely Christmas sweaters
Merry Christmas to the lovely Christmas socks
Merry Christmas to the people who would like to flee this carol
They’ll have to run for blocks ’cause I’m loud

Merry Christmas to the girl with all the piercings
Merry Christmas to the guy with giant plugs
Merry Christmas to the people who are dressing up like zombies
Oops, I guess they’re not dressed up

It’s the time of year – when zombies come around to eat your family
(at least the slowest ones)
It’s the time of year – we gather with our friends to loot the Wal-Mart
In search of food and guns

Merry Christmas to the people in the Wal-Mart
Merry Christmas to the people with the guns
Merry Christmas to the people who have been turned into zombies
Oops, we’ll have to run for blocks after all.

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from Holiday Singles, track released December 1, 2015

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Captain Ambivalent Valparaiso, Indiana

A satirical singer/ songwriter/ superhero with a sparkly gold accordion. His glacial rise from obscurity to international obscurity began in Valparaiso, Indiana and has grown to include Doctor Demento, The Midnight Special, South Bend Public Television, PierogiFest, GenCon, one-man shows in Fringe Festivals and alternative theaters, and even a brief cameo on America’s Got Talent. ... more

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