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Save The Orcs - DnD Parody

from Save The Orcs - EP by Captain Ambivalent

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Musicians have a responsibility to misinform the public about important issues, and I take that responsibility seriously.

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Well I’d like to call attention for a moment
To the fatal implications of our deeds
We are wiping out a species on this planet
And if we don’t stop it soon they’ll be extinct…

We’ve got to save the orcs
We’ve got to save the orcs
Wandering adventuring bands have devastated their lands
We’ve got to save the orcs

I cannot be silent any longer
The dungeons and the lands you call unknown
And say that you discovered when you plunder
For centuries the orcs have called their home…

We’ve got to save the orcs
We’ve got to save the orcs
Wandering adventuring bands have devastated their lands
We’ve got to save the orcs

Now here’s a final thought you should remember –
Whether of the eye or of the hand
They’ve been tortured and transformed by evil wizards
But they once were elves and could be elves again…

We’ve got to save the orcs
We’ve got to save the orcs
Everyone should listen to me because I’m changing the key
We’ve got to save the orcs

We’ve got to save the orcs
We’ve got to save the orcs
Wandering adventuring bands have devastated their lands
We’ve got to save the orcs

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from Save The Orcs - EP, released August 19, 2017

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Captain Ambivalent Valparaiso, Indiana

A satirical singer/ songwriter/ superhero with a sparkly gold accordion. His glacial rise from obscurity to international obscurity began in Valparaiso, Indiana and has grown to include Doctor Demento, The Midnight Special, South Bend Public Television, PierogiFest, GenCon, one-man shows in Fringe Festivals and alternative theaters, and even a brief cameo on America’s Got Talent. ... more

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