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Why Does The Man Say Ho Ho Ho?

from Holiday Singles by Captain Ambivalent

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A politically correct protest song. Based on a true story from Australia.

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Why does the man say “Ho, Ho, Ho”?
Why does he disrespect us so?
Why does he use such hateful speech
And undermine our self-esteem?

No, no! No, no! The man who says “Ho, ho, ho” must go!
No, no! No, no! The man who says “Ho, ho, ho” must go!

Why does he live at the North Pole
Take toymaking jobs offshore?
Why does he run a sweatshop filled
With underpaid non-union elves?

No, no! No, no! The man who says “Ho, ho, ho” must go!
No, no! No, no! The man who says “Ho, ho, ho” must go!

Deforesting the evergreens,
Encouraging obesity,
Endangered species pull his sleigh –
Nicholas, he is no saint!

Why is the old man such a creep
Watching people while they sleep?
Why does he list “naughty” and “nice”
Then give by parents’ paycheck size?

No, no! No, no! The man who says “Ho, ho, ho” must go!
No, no! No, no! The man who says “Ho, ho, ho” must go!

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from Holiday Singles, track released December 20, 2020

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Captain Ambivalent Valparaiso, Indiana

A satirical singer/ songwriter/ superhero with a sparkly gold accordion. His glacial rise from obscurity to international obscurity began in Valparaiso, Indiana and has grown to include Doctor Demento, The Midnight Special, South Bend Public Television, PierogiFest, GenCon, one-man shows in Fringe Festivals and alternative theaters, and even a brief cameo on America’s Got Talent. ... more

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