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Crazy Picasso​-​Eyed Lady

from Pirate Ninja Zombie by Captain Ambivalent

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Began as a throwaway song for a gig at Espress Yourself, inspired by a painting there. Espress Yourself is gone but the song remains.

lyrics

I cruise art galleries just checking out the foxy paintings
They say ’embrace the arts’ but when I try they will not let me
Classical, Realist, and Impressionist get the most attention, but
I think I’m falling for a woman in the abstract section… hey!

Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Why tell me why won’t you look my way?
How can I tell if you look my way?
It’s really kind of hard to say now
Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Why tell me why can’t I catch your eye?
I wanna catch your eye and I don’t know why
But I’d better move fast ’cause it’s starting to slide down your face

Crazy Picasso eyes look down on me unevenly
Oh, can’t you hear a word I’m singing?
Her tiny lips won’t smile
She cannot hear she has no ears
Her face would melt a clock
In a painting by another artist… hey!

Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Why tell me why do you look so fine?
I think you’ve been framed and you oughta be free
So get off the wall and dance with me tonight

Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Yeah, yeah, baby

Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Crazy Picasso-Eyed Lady
Yeah, yeah, baby

credits

from Pirate Ninja Zombie, released February 14, 2015
Discrete Drums by Chris McHugh with percussion by Erik Darken
Everything else by Dan Biemer

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Captain Ambivalent Valparaiso, Indiana

A satirical singer/ songwriter/ superhero with a sparkly gold accordion. His glacial rise from obscurity to international obscurity began in Valparaiso, Indiana and has grown to include Doctor Demento, The Midnight Special, South Bend Public Television, PierogiFest, GenCon, one-man shows in Fringe Festivals and alternative theaters, and even a brief cameo on America’s Got Talent. ... more

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