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Inspired by real-life events in a train station parking lot.

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Drove to the shopping mall, forgot where I parked
Forgot where I parked, forgot where I parked
Drove to the shopping mall, forgot where I parked
And now I can never go home

So you see I must live at the mall
Between the Food Court and the Big And Tall
And I wrote my number on the bathroom wall
And now I will never be alone
Oh – oh – now I will never be alone

Drove to the zoo and I forgot where I parked
Forgot where I parked, forgot where I parked
Drove to the zoo and I forgot where I parked
And now I can never go home

So you see I must live at the zoo
With the Wildebeest and Caribou
And the monkey see and the monkey doo
And now I will never be alone
Oh – oh – now I will never be alone

How did I get to be so forgetful?
I wish I… something … something … something…

Drove here to your place, I forgot where I parked
Forgot where I parked, forgot where I parked
Drove here to your place, I forgot where I parked

And now I can never go home

So you see I must live here with you
Just scoot over now there’s plenty of room
And two can eat as cheaply as two
And now we will never be alone
Oh – oh – now we will never be alone

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from Pirate Ninja Zombie, released February 14, 2015
Discrete Drums by Tony Morra
Everything else by Dan Biemer

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Captain Ambivalent Valparaiso, Indiana

A satirical singer/ songwriter/ superhero with a sparkly gold accordion. His glacial rise from obscurity to international obscurity began in Valparaiso, Indiana and has grown to include Doctor Demento, The Midnight Special, South Bend Public Television, PierogiFest, GenCon, one-man shows in Fringe Festivals and alternative theaters, and even a brief cameo on America’s Got Talent. ... more

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