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Disco never dies.

lyrics

It was thirty years ago right on this very spot
Thirty coeds slain before the cat was shot
Oh yeah, his bod was never found
In fact some folks say that guy is still around!

But I don’t belive it, come along inside
Just stick with me and baby everything will be all right
Tonight we’ll have the party of our lives

What’s that?
(It’s just the cat)
Oh, good.
(Look out, he’s got a knife!)

Well he’s back
He’s a killer
He’s a killer kat

Yes he’s back
Killer Diller
He’s a killer kat

Now over there’s the chair where killer used to snooze
The dusty broken bowl where killer ate his food
The old abandoned litterbox where killer used to poo

(I thought you said ‘abandoned’, dude,
this litterbox is USED!)

Well he’s back
He’s a killer
He’s a killer kat

Yes he’s back
Just like disco
He’s a killer kat

Boogie to the left and boogie to the right
I hear a chainsaw purring in the night

Now don’t pick up the phone, don’t try to run away,
Don’t be making fun of horror film cliches
Don’t be nice to mice, don’t hang around with dogs,
Don’t take your clothes off!

But I don’t believe it, come along inside
Just stick with me and baby everything will be all right
Tonight we’ll have the party of our lives

Come on, it’s just a song!
(O.K.)
(Hey, wait, what was that noise?)

credits

from Fear The Accordion, released January 1, 2012
Dan Biemer: Vocals, Accordion
Mark Frey: Tubaw
Drums by Chris McHugh courtesy of Discrete Drums Inc.

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Captain Ambivalent Valparaiso, Indiana

A satirical singer/ songwriter/ superhero with a sparkly gold accordion. His glacial rise from obscurity to international obscurity began in Valparaiso, Indiana and has grown to include Doctor Demento, The Midnight Special, South Bend Public Television, PierogiFest, GenCon, one-man shows in Fringe Festivals and alternative theaters, and even a brief cameo on America’s Got Talent. ... more

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