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Based on a true story.

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Every Sunday night in my misspent youth
We would get together to play D&D
We’d take out our dice and we’d take out our books
And we’d order a pizza just so we could see Pizza

Pizza Girl
Pizza Girl
She’s cute, she brings our pizza
That makes her the woman of our dreams

Well we know she likes football and we don’t like football
But we put on the game to pretend we’re not geeks
We try to engage her in some conversation
We nod and we smile like we know what she means

Pizza Girl
Pizza Girl
She’s cute, she brings our pizza,
Frankly what more do we really need?

Every Sunday night in my misspent youth
(O.K. I lied it was just last week)
We got together to play D&D
Ordered a pizza, just so we could see

Pizza Girl
Pizza Girl
She’s cute, she brings our pizza,
Frankly what more do we really need?

Pizza Girl, Pizza Girl
I’m calling Pizza Girl
Pizza Girl, Pizza Girl
I’m calling Pizza Girl now
Pizza Girl, Pizza Girl
I’m calling Pizza Girl
Pizza Girl, Pizza Girl

She’s cute, she brings our pizza,
That makes her the woman of our dreams

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from Fear The Accordion, released January 1, 2012
Dan Biemer: Vocals, Accordion
Mark Frey: Tuboid
Drums by Chris McHugh courtesy of Discrete Drums Inc.

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Captain Ambivalent Valparaiso, Indiana

A satirical singer/ songwriter/ superhero with a sparkly gold accordion. His glacial rise from obscurity to international obscurity began in Valparaiso, Indiana and has grown to include Doctor Demento, The Midnight Special, South Bend Public Television, PierogiFest, GenCon, one-man shows in Fringe Festivals and alternative theaters, and even a brief cameo on America’s Got Talent. ... more

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