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Precious (Gollum Goes Country)

from Pirate Ninja Zombie by Captain Ambivalent

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What can I say? I flipped through a country music station after watching Lord of the Rings.

lyrics

I first saw Precious long ago
Hanging out fishing with my bro
Now maybe he saw Precious first
But soon we left him in the dirt

Why does it cry, Precious?
Now that you’re my Precious
We puts it on, and no one sees
Just want to hold Precious
Somebody stole my Precious
Oh, Precious, please come home to me

My and my Precious ran away
To hide out from the light of day
In lonely caves without a spark
We played riddles in the dark

Why does it cry, Precious?
The bright face blinds us, Precious
We puts it on, and no one sees
Just want to hold Precious
Somebody stole my Precious
Oh, Precious, please come home to me

One day another came to play
What’s in its pockets? It won’t say

Woke up to find my Precious gone
I’ll track that tricksy thiever down
For Precious’ sake, won’t do him harm
Just lead him to another’s arms…

Why does it cry, Precious?
I’ll walk the line for my Precious
We puts it on, and no one sees
Just want to hold Precious
Somebody stole my Precious
Oh, Precious, please come home to me

I fell in to a burning river of fire with my Precious
Oh, Precious, now you’re home with me

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from Pirate Ninja Zombie, released February 14, 2015
Featuring Pedal Steel by Tommy Detamore
Discrete Drums by Tony Morra
Everything else by Dan Biemer

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Captain Ambivalent Valparaiso, Indiana

A satirical singer/ songwriter/ superhero with a sparkly gold accordion. His glacial rise from obscurity to international obscurity began in Valparaiso, Indiana and has grown to include Doctor Demento, The Midnight Special, South Bend Public Television, PierogiFest, GenCon, one-man shows in Fringe Festivals and alternative theaters, and even a brief cameo on America’s Got Talent. ... more

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