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The Hero Song

from Pirate Ninja Zombie by Captain Ambivalent

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Prog rock accordion rules.

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Well, it’s time again to take out the trash
Another week is gone in a flash
Seems the longer you live, the faster that time goes by
And though it’s necessary to do
I would really like to try something new
Like touch my special wristwatch and change into a giant robot

I am Compactorr
And I’m going to take out the trash for good!
You know that I would
Disintegrate it!
Fire once, and then I will soar into space
While everyone waves and wonders

Who is the man who will dare to pilot the Compactorr?

Who is the man in the heart of the can? Is it somebody we know?
Is he a man? Is he more than a man? Is he a hero?

Betrayed by my bladder
Waking up in the night
Just at the part of the dream that I like
I’m starting to fly when suddenly nature calls
And though it’s necessary to do
I would really like to try something new
Like instantly transfer the contents with my mind…
And maybe fight crime…

I’m Bladder Transfer Man
I’ll show the bad guys that I’m number one!
They’ll all turn and run!
Those evildoers
Will suddenly find out that they’ve got to go
And they’ll never know

Who is the man who can transfer the contents of his bladder?

Who is the man never goes to the can? Is it somebody we know?
Is he a man? Is he more than a man? Is he a hero?

credits

from Pirate Ninja Zombie, released February 14, 2015
Awesome Keyboard Solo by Mark Frey
Discrete Drums by Tony Morra
Everything else by Dan Biemer

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Captain Ambivalent Valparaiso, Indiana

A satirical singer/ songwriter/ superhero with a sparkly gold accordion. His glacial rise from obscurity to international obscurity began in Valparaiso, Indiana and has grown to include Doctor Demento, The Midnight Special, South Bend Public Television, PierogiFest, GenCon, one-man shows in Fringe Festivals and alternative theaters, and even a brief cameo on America’s Got Talent. ... more

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